I had the iv in my neck for the treatment on thursday and I had laser for 30 mins.Not very nice at all . I've just stopped the barffs!!
I've posted to let you (my wonderful flist know) that Hey I see light at the end of the tunnel...MINIMAL SHRINKAGE is better than none ...Right?.
I hope the next part of this posts properly. You know I'm a doh. Actually I think Chics might like this one.Keeping fingers X'd
It hasn't worked but there should be a stick drawing with a lady holding a pole. You will get the reply if you keep scrolling.*nods* you;ll get the scenario anyway.
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From: oangela9@hotmail.com
To: clncolinmac@aol.com; crashtest168@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: Homework
Date: Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:43:25 +0000
Check your child's homework ... (Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Wal-Mart and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Wal-mart.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
To my Flist I don't know how you put up with me ?. Honestly I don't!! mwha from jassy..who! |
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content - Music:OC Mix
Absolutely love this one....says it all.
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
outside the London immigration offices.
'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes,
since you just arrived in England with your wife and three children.'
The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth,
so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the
man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set
of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car
garage in Knightsbridge with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee
relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over
here..
' PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a
three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ and swimming pool in an upmarket
neighbourhood.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.
I want to be like an Englishman with English clothes instead of
manjams, and a baseball cap instead of this turban.
And I want to have white skin like an Englishman
' PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Chelsea T-shirt
and baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'
THIS IS GOOD .......
The fairy said 'Tough luck, Now that you are English, you have to
fend for yourself.'
And she disappeared!
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depressed - Music:NONE
An answer that only a child from Glasgow could think of...
...From a Sunday School teacher based in Glasgow...!!
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> I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
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> I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,
> would that get me into Heaven ?'
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> 'NO!' the children answered.
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> 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'
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> Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.
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> Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children,
> and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.
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> Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them.
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> Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'
>
> A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,
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> 'YOU'VE GOT TAE BE FUCKIN' DEID'
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cheerful - Music:OC mix
This made me stop and think.! Does it have the same effect on anyone else?.
SCHOOL - 1957 vs. 2007 |
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contemplative - Music:Dream.......Everly Brothers
Hi my lovely flist. *hugs*. Yes! it's another 'jassy feels sorry for herself' post=(.Had 'the treatment' a few days ago ago and still barffing. The 'thing' had shrunk again so they think it's on the run. As long as it doesn't decide to shoot seeds elsewhere inside my body. I was jumping through hoops and I'm still thinking 'POSITIVE' but I woke up the next day and got out of bed and realised there was the right side of my hair on the pillow.*sobs*.
I thought I'd been very lucky for this not to have happened before now. Apparently this new treatment that is working on 'The Thing' is very 'aggressive' to get the fucking thing to shrink.
It's not totally bald but it looked like an old fashioned dolls head where when it lost any hair it was just in patches and left patches of glue,only I'm minus the glue. Anyway I was distraught. I know some of my flisters may have/had the same illness and side effects but I'm a 'Wuss'.I was advised to have what I have left cut very short,which I have. Everyone likes it . Unless they are just trying to make me feel better.I'd grown it to shoulder length. Now I feel/look like a bloke.
I'm stopping my whingeing now as I'm lucky I can still fight it. *nods*. I passed out in the shop this morning and I should be in bed waiting for the doctor. I like to post because it reminds me I have a wonderful flist in my journal.
I've been trying my hand at writing and nullsys has betaed and helped me post them it's a little series Ziggys Tales about Ryan and his pet. I'm not pimping. I'm going to wait for the Doc and try to write somemore.It takes my mind off things.
For now I hope any poorly flisters are feeling better and all my other flist to keep safe and well. Cheeky enjoy yourself and give any of the other gals you meet,MY LOVE!!
*hugs,snuggies* flist.Take care everyone!!!!! Mwha...x
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- Mood:
blah - Music:Time after Time......Cyndy Lauper
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMMY,
I'm a bad, bad Flister your day is nearly over.
Better late than never and there oodles of hugs and mwha's coming your way.
I hope you get everything you wished for when you blew those candles out.xxx
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giddy - Music:hero...Enrique ........
A Happy New Year to my Dear Flist.
Thanks so much for your support throught 2008!
Here's hoping that 2009 is good to you all. *hugs* Mwha
http://www.findingjoymovie.com/
All the best for you always.
Jassylou x
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contemplative - Music:Fireworks and traffic...The Neighbours
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONSMOM
Hope you have a great day you deserve it,for the enjoyment you bring to others.=) Mwha x
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| Ziggy Tale 4 | |
| The OC | |
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As usual. What would I do without you | |
| I don't own Ryan but I did have a dog like Ziggy when I was young. | |
( Read more... )
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cold - Music:Stay right here ...Will Young
Now if my flisters are anything like me?,next week I'll be saying I'm not going to spend as much next year.Pht! I always do it doesn't work *shakes head*
Because I'm feeling 'devilish' See below,
This is officially the beginning of the usual "Who gets the midnight kiss"? debate!! Stand in line girls ,behind me.Heee. Watch out for beachtree ! I think she's gained experience at 'queue jumping' in the January sales.
Don't even get me started on EL.Cheeky and Mel. You must have heard of 'dirty tactics'. I don't think those three are afraid to use them.LOL
This is it! I'm 'throwing down the gauntlet' get your affairs in order. Things Could turn nasty!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
*waves to Flist*D love you all *Bounces*
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predatory - Music:I'l Divo
Actually it's all down to my wonderful . flist and your well wishes Thankyou so much.
I arrived at lunch time at the hossy(no waiting around)They did 4 tests on me then booted me out.I think they got me out Quickly because I've got influenza and a water infection(always something else)
Now are you sitting comfortably?."Good!"
Remember when I told you that the tumour had gone down in size?.
"Well Guess What"!?.Yep it's half the size.Yeah fucking half the size. They said not to get too excited but all that barffing doesn't count now.
I'm feeling confident!! YaY1
Merry Christmas my wonderful Flist. I love you all xxx
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determined - Music:silence
Here I am the 'Party pooper'.I've been 'horrendously' ill since my last treatment last thursday.I haven't stopped the barffing at all.The H/dresser refused to do my hair because last time I lost enough to make a doll a wig.It's a good job I have very thick hair,but I've grown it from a spikey one and a half inches to collar length and now the trouble has started.
I might be panicking but I may not be here for Christmas (No not croaked it!!) I just mean I won't be around LJ and I won't get to see the kids open their pressies.(that's my special time).
I've to go to the bank tomorrow with the help of a friend,go shopping for 4 last-minute gifts.Then I come home to wrap them all if I can because all my get up and go has got up and went.By all I mean 30/40 in total.Instead of wrapping them as I go,I have to wrap them all which takes me longer these days.
Has I've already said I might just be panicking but when I'm told to go in for "The Fucking Treatment" on Christmas Eve morning and take an packed bag it's not sounding too good,I've got to admit. I'm a 'wuss' and if they put me in my Mams bed again I swear I'll walk out on my own.
Anyway' ENUFF'!!
of my crap I want you all to have a whale of a time! *nods*
I'm going to try my hand at another Ziggy Tale while I'm in. I hope my FF writers on my flist have some waiting for me when I get home.
I think I 've said it all *nods* except*Shakes head*. How happy anf flattered I am to have such a wonderful caring Flist!! Please get up to lots of mischief and fun.You can tell me all about it when I get back.
Tell the McKenzie guy he's that hot he melts the snow,and jassylou says "Hi Sweet Cheeks,Merry Christmas" and all the "Best for 2009" to all my flist especially the "poorly ones".
Love all of you:D Tons of hugs! And many more Mwahs *snuggles* *waves*
!DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY!!"
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- Mood:
complacent - Music:Pretty love songs...The Beatles
| THE NANA and MONSTER MOGGIE!!!!! ... Another Ziggy TALE | |
| The OC | |
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As usual my thanks to | |
| I don't own Ryan but I did have a dog like Ziggy when I was young. | |
WARNING: some harm to animals! (and contains smut)
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anxious - Music:Sailing ...Rod Stewart
Happy Bithday Amanda.
You are getting these wishes early because they'll last longer.Hee(I won't get time ime before I go)
It's because I'm having 'you know what tomorrow'.I'll be thinking of you enjoying yourself.
This my only chance to say you deserve it,for being a really supportive friend to all of us and bring us laughs and pleasure into our lives.
You deserve a lot more of your own Sorry the 'main man' is a little to 'tied up' (wasn't me honest). I'm sure he'd send his love and best wishes along with my.
Have a 'very Happy Birthday' Chics....Mwah
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cheerful - Music:Miracle...LEON JACKSON
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nauseated
Disclaimer. I don't own any characters human or otherwise.Fuck!
| Maybe it's a breed thing? ... Another Ziggy TALE | |
| The OC | |
| Be patient it's my first attempt at fic. All mistakes are mine! | |
| I don't own Ryan but I did have a dog like Ziggy when I was young. | |
( Read more... )
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- Mood:
aggravated - Music:get off my cloud...Rolling Stones
HAppy Birthday Julie.
Luv Ya Doll XXXXX
Have a great one!!!!!
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- Mood:
cheerful
Only thing is the Barffs stopped and then the snow began to fall."Unbelievable".We got 3 inches in my part of the UK.It's effing freezing.So I thought I should warm up with a chuckle. I'm back to hossy on Friday so not a lot to look fwd to this week-end. Some of these chuckles you might have seen befor.Intothedust likes them when I post them.
These should warm us 'Brits' up.
THE WHYS OF MEN!!
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
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( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt sec onds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied...
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
*waves to Flist* Hugs to keep warm *nods*
k.k:shutting up (g)
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- Mood:
cold - Music:You're Unbelieveable!
I'm sorry I don't know the time difference between us.
All the same,You weren't forgotten.
Bunches of Hugs, Happy Birthday mwah xx
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- Mood:
sleepy - Music:silence
| Ziggy | |
| The OC | |
| Be patient it's my first attempt at fic. All mistakes are mine! | |
|
MY many thanks to my friend | |
| I don't own Ryan but I did have a dog like Ziggy when I was young. |
( Read more... )
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excited - Music:Silence
